Rumpis Kitchen Review: A Culinary Adventure in Bali

Rumpis Kitchen, Dewi Madri

Dina

So, let me take you on a little culinary adventure to Rumpis Kitchen, located at Jl. Dewi Madri IV No.6, Denpasar, Bali. Picture this: a beautifully designed café that’s so Instagrammable, even your food will want to pose for a selfie. But hold your horses, because my experience was a rollercoaster ride of emotions—mostly confusion and hunger!

First off, I strolled in at 10 AM, thinking I’d be greeted by a menu bursting with delicious options. Instead, it felt like I had walked into a ghost town. I mean, I was practically begging for food, and the only thing available was a “pisang goreng” (fried banana). And guess what? I paid an arm and a leg for it—62k for a banana and a cup of Long Black! I could’ve bought a small island for that price! But wait, the plot thickens. Just as I was about to dig in, they told me, “Sorry, the pisang goreng is not available.” I was like, “What do you mean? Is this a banana conspiracy?” They then offered me “Roti Bakar” (toasted bread). I mean, come on! I came for the bananas, not the bread! ??

Now, let’s talk about the highlights. I did manage to try their Cinamond Roll, which was like a warm hug for my taste buds. Seriously, if you ever feel lonely, just grab one of these rolls and you’ll feel like you’re in a cozy relationship. The Milk Bun Original was another winner—soft, fluffy, and perfect for those days when you just want to eat your feelings. And then there was the Spaghetti Carbonara, which was so creamy that I almost forgot about my banana drama. It was like a pasta party in my mouth, and everyone was invited!

Now, I did overhear some other diners. One lady was raving about gluten-free cupcakes for her daughter’s birthday, saying they were a “MASSIVE HIT.” I mean, who doesn’t love a cupcake that can double as a party favor? And another guest mentioned the vegan lotus Biscoff Cake, which was so good that it made them question their life choices. “Is this really vegan?” they asked, shocked. I guess that’s the magic of Rumpis Kitchen—turning skeptics into believers, one slice at a time!

But let’s not forget the carrot cake. One brave soul described it as “hard as a rock.” I mean, if I wanted to break my teeth, I’d just chew on a piece of concrete! So, maybe steer clear of that one unless you’re looking for a workout for your jaw.

Overall, Rumpis Kitchen has a charming atmosphere that’s perfect for a chill dinner, but the service could use a little pep in its step. With a food rating of 3.0/5.0 and service at the same level, it’s like they’re saying, “We’re good, but we’re not trying too hard.” But hey, the ambiance is a solid 5.0/5.0, so at least you’ll have a nice view while you wait for your food to arrive—or not arrive, as my experience went!

So, if you’re in Bali and looking for a place that’s got potential but might leave you scratching your head, Rumpis Kitchen is your spot. Just remember to check if they have bananas before you go! ????

Putri

So, let me take you on a little culinary adventure to Rumpis Kitchen, located at Jl. Dewi Madri IV No.6, Denpasar, Bali. Picture this: a cozy little spot that feels like your grandma’s living room, but with better Wi-Fi and no awkward family drama. Seriously, the vibe here is so chill, you might just forget you have a life outside of this garden paradise.

Now, let’s talk about the food. I dove right into their Cinamond Roll, which is basically a cinnamon roll that’s been blessed by the dessert gods. It’s like a warm hug for your taste buds. I mean, if I could marry a pastry, this would be the one. And then there’s the Milk Bun Original. I took a bite and suddenly felt like I was floating on a cloud made of fluffy goodness. I half-expected to see unicorns prancing around me. Seriously, if you’re not careful, you might just end up eating the whole basket and calling it a meal. Who needs a balanced diet when you have milk buns?

Next up was the Spaghetti Carbonara. Now, I’ve had my fair share of carbonara, but this one was like a warm Italian embrace. It was creamy, dreamy, and made me question all my life choices leading up to that moment. I mean, why did I ever think salad was a good idea? I could have been twirling spaghetti like a true Italian diva instead!

And let’s not forget the ambiance! The garden is so beautiful and green, it’s practically begging you to take a million selfies. I mean, if you don’t post a picture of your food in this place, did you even eat it? Plus, there are power plugs everywhere, so you can pretend to work while actually just scrolling through Instagram. It’s the perfect co-working space for those of us who are more about the ‘co’ than the ‘working’ part.

Oh, and I stumbled upon a review that said, “I recently organized, ordered, and paid for a cake for my friend’s fortieth birthday with Rumpis from Australia. They were delightful, helpful, and amazing!” I mean, if they can make a gluten-free, dairy-free cake that the birthday girl devoured in one day, they must have some kind of magical baking powers. I’m convinced they have a secret ingredient—probably fairy dust or something.

So, if you’re looking for a place that serves good food, has a cozy atmosphere, and is perfect for both family outings and solo dessert binges, Rumpis Kitchen is your spot. Just remember to save some room for the Cinamond Roll, because trust me, you’ll want to roll right into dessert heaven!

Menu List:

Chicken Parmigiana Crispy fillet topped with cheese, served with potatoes.	IDR Rp 51,282 US $ 3.2 AUS $ 5.1 EURO € 3.1 CNY ¥ 23.1
Lada Garam Cumi Spicy squid with rice, vegetables, and crispy crackers.	IDR Rp 57,387 US $ 3.6 AUS $ 5.7 EURO € 3.5 CNY ¥ 25.9
Millecrepes Millecrepes: Delicate layered crepes with creamy filling, indulgently sweet.	IDR Rp 61,050 US $ 3.8 AUS $ 6 EURO € 3.7 CNY ¥ 27.5
Lada Garam Seafood Spicy seafood with rice, vegetables, shrimp, and crackers.	IDR Rp 57,387 US $ 3.6 AUS $ 5.7 EURO € 3.5 CNY ¥ 25.9
Nasi Goreng Kampung Spicy-sweet fried rice topped with crackers and egg.	IDR Rp 45,177 US $ 2.9 AUS $ 4.5 EURO € 2.7 CNY ¥ 20.4
Sunacekuh Ayam Shredded chicken with Balinese spices, served with crackers.	IDR Rp 45,177 US $ 2.9 AUS $ 4.5 EURO € 2.7 CNY ¥ 20.4
Ayam Goreng Kremes Spiced fried chicken topped with crispy bits, served with sides.	IDR Rp 48,840 US $ 3.1 AUS $ 4.8 EURO € 3 CNY ¥ 22
FB Pindang Sambal Tomat FB Pindang Sambal Tomat: Spicy fish soup with tomato flavor.	IDR Rp 57,998 US $ 3.6 AUS $ 5.7 EURO € 3.5 CNY ¥ 26.1
FB Ayam Goreng Lengkuas FB Ayam Goreng Lengkuas: Crispy fried chicken with aromatic galangal flavor.	IDR Rp 57,998 US $ 3.6 AUS $ 5.7 EURO € 3.5 CNY ¥ 26.1
Chicken Steak Grilled fillet served with salad, potatoes, and mushroom sauce.	IDR Rp 67,155 US $ 4.2 AUS $ 6.6 EURO € 4 CNY ¥ 30.3
Fish Steaks Grilled fish fillet served with salad, potatoes, and mushroom sauce.	IDR Rp 67,155 US $ 4.2 AUS $ 6.6 EURO € 4 CNY ¥ 30.3
Fish And Chips Crispy fried fish served with golden, fluffy fries.	IDR Rp 57,387 US $ 3.6 AUS $ 5.7 EURO € 3.5 CNY ¥ 25.9