Five Monkeys Burger: A Culinary Gem in Kuta, Bali

Five Monkeys Burger, Bali

Jasmine

If you find yourself wandering through the vibrant streets of Kuta, Bali, make sure to carve out some time to indulge in a culinary gem nestled within the Discovery Mall: Five Monkeys Burger. This spot is not just another burger joint; it’s a delightful experience that captures the essence of fast food with a gourmet twist.

As I stepped into Five Monkeys Burger, I was immediately enveloped by a lively atmosphere. The decor is modern yet inviting, with a playful monkey theme that adds a fun touch to the dining experience. The staff greeted me with warm smiles, and the friendly cashier made me feel right at home. It’s this kind of hospitality that sets the tone for a memorable meal.

Now, let’s talk about the food. The star of the show here is undoubtedly the Double Wagyu Smash Burger. As I took my first bite, the juicy, flavorful patty melted in my mouth, perfectly complemented by the soft, flavorful bun. One enthusiastic reviewer even mentioned, “Everything is perfect. Very friendly cashier, top food in taste and quality.” I couldn’t agree more! The burger was so good that I found myself contemplating a second visit before I even finished my meal.

Alongside the burger, I couldn’t resist trying the Curly Fries. While some might say the portion was a bit on the smaller side, the taste was undeniably top-notch. They were crispy, seasoned just right, and a perfect companion to the burger. One diner remarked, “Not many fries in the box, but they were really yummy,” and I couldn’t have put it better myself.

For those who prefer a classic option, the Cheeseburger is a must-try. It’s a delightful twist on a fast-food favorite, and the onion rings I ordered on the side were a nice touch, though I wished for a bit more substance in the onion slices. As one guest noted, “I always look for other fast food meal options… so their cheeseburger easily becomes one of my options.”

The service at Five Monkeys Burger is commendable, with staff that are not only efficient but also genuinely humble. It’s clear they take pride in their work, which enhances the overall dining experience. The restaurant boasts a solid rating of 4.7 for service, and it’s easy to see why.

In terms of pricing, you can expect to spend around Rp75,000-100,000 for lunch and Rp225,000-250,000 for dinner, which is quite reasonable considering the quality of the food. Just a heads up, parking can be a bit tricky, so plan accordingly!

In conclusion, Five Monkeys Burger is more than just a place to grab a bite; it’s a culinary adventure that showcases the best of Western-style burgers in Bali. Whether you’re a local or a traveler, this burger haven is a must-visit to truly appreciate the island’s diverse food culture. So, grab your friends, head over, and prepare to indulge in some of the best burgers you’ll ever taste!

Lutfi

So, let me take you on a little culinary adventure to Five Monkeys Burger in Kuta, Bali. Picture this: I walk into the Discovery Mall, feeling like a kid in a candy store, but instead of candy, it’s all about the burgers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to chow down on a Double Wagyu Smash Burger? Sounds fancy, right? Like something a royal monkey would eat!

Now, I was super pumped to try their famed burgers, but let me tell you, my excitement was like a balloon that got popped by a rogue monkey. One reviewer said, “My trip to Bali, I was excited to visit Five Monkeys, having heard much about their famed burgers. However, my anticipation quickly turned to disappointment.” Yep, that was me! I was ready to devour a burger that would make my taste buds dance, but instead, it felt like they were doing the cha-cha on a soggy bun.

But hey, not all was lost! I decided to give the Cheeseburger a whirl. I mean, how can you go wrong with cheese, right? Well, let’s just say it was a bit like a blind date – you hope for fireworks, but sometimes you just get awkward small talk. One guy said, “Not crazy about burgers in general but this place serves quite juicy beef burger.” Juicy? Yes! But fireworks? Not quite. More like a sparkler that fizzled out.

And then there were the Curly Fries! Oh boy, if fries were a person, these would be the life of the party. They were crispy, curly, and just the right amount of salty – like they were trying to flirt with my taste buds. I could hear them whispering, “Forget the burger, let’s just be friends!”

Now, let’s talk about the service. It was excellent! I felt like a VIP, even if my burger was more of a “meh” than a “wow.” The atmosphere was cozy, perfect for a casual hangout. I could see myself coming back for the bun dogs, which sounds like a hot dog that went to a fancy culinary school. One reviewer mentioned, “I can see myself coming back for the bun dogs.” I mean, who wouldn’t want to try a hot dog that sounds like it has a degree?

In the end, my experience at Five Monkeys was a mixed bag. It was like going to a party where the snacks were great, but the main dish was a bit of a letdown. So, if you’re in Kuta and craving a burger, just remember: sometimes, even five monkeys can’t save a burger from being a bit of a flop. But hey, at least the fries were a hit!

Menu List:

Double Wagyu Smash Burger Juicy beef patties, melted cheese, grilled onions, and special sauce.	IDR Rp 113,500 US $ 7.1 AUS $ 11.2 EURO € 6.8 CNY ¥ 51.1
Double BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger Juicy patties, crispy bacon, melted cheese, and tangy sauce.	IDR Rp 97,000 US $ 6.1 AUS $ 9.6 EURO € 5.8 CNY ¥ 43.7
BBQ Bacon Cheeseburger Juicy beef, melted cheese, crispy bacon, tangy sauce delight.	IDR Rp 67,500 US $ 4.2 AUS $ 6.7 EURO € 4.1 CNY ¥ 30.4
Double Cheeseburger Juicy patties, melted cheese, fresh veggies, and special sauce.	IDR Rp 97,000 US $ 6.1 AUS $ 9.6 EURO € 5.8 CNY ¥ 43.7
Cheeseburger Juicy beef, melted cheese, fresh veggies, and special sauce.	IDR Rp 67,500 US $ 4.2 AUS $ 6.7 EURO € 4.1 CNY ¥ 30.4
Single Hamburger Juicy beef, crisp lettuce, fresh tomato, grilled onion, unique sauce.	IDR Rp 62,000 US $ 3.9 AUS $ 6.1 EURO € 3.7 CNY ¥ 27.9
Double Hamburger Juicy beef layers, fresh veggies, and a tangy sauce.	IDR Rp 85,500 US $ 5.4 AUS $ 8.4 EURO € 5.1 CNY ¥ 38.5
Chicken Burger Juicy fillet with crisp lettuce, fresh tomato, and unique sauce.	IDR Rp 56,500 US $ 3.6 AUS $ 5.6 EURO € 3.4 CNY ¥ 25.5
BBQ Bacon Hotdog Savory sausage topped with crispy bacon and sweet sauce.	IDR Rp 75,000 US $ 4.7 AUS $ 7.4 EURO € 4.5 CNY ¥ 33.8
Classic Hotdog Savory sausage topped with grilled onions, ketchup, and mustard.	IDR Rp 67,500 US $ 4.2 AUS $ 6.7 EURO € 4.1 CNY ¥ 30.4
Con Carne Hotdog Savory sausage topped with spicy chili, grilled onion, and mustard.	IDR Rp 75,000 US $ 4.7 AUS $ 7.4 EURO € 4.5 CNY ¥ 33.8
Smoked Belly Burger Juicy patty topped with smoky beef, cheese, and slaw.	IDR Rp 105,000 US $ 6.6 AUS $ 10.3 EURO € 6.3 CNY ¥ 47.3